Consider This a Vibe Check
What to expect as a free & paid subscriber. Preschool lunches, my way. And the yoga teacher I forgot about and am absolutely obsessed with
Hi!
If you haven’t noticed, I’ve been back in your inbox since May, with these two masterpieces: I’ve arrived! and The Sound of Silence: My first year as a Chicago actor). I made a quiet comeback from my break without announcing anything because: No one cares. And for the record, no I did not write a book or a screenplay while I was away, but I did write. For me. And that’s what matters. BUT, I want to continue writing for you too. So here’s a little clarity on what to expect moving forward.
I used to judge Substack creators who’d say, “I post when inspiration hits.” (cringe!!!) But like all things, I realized I judged them because I wanted to be them. I’ve always put pressure on myself to show up consistently. Perform. Produce. Deliver. And hey, that worked for a while!
But now? Now I’m not a morning person. I’m not chasing productivity. I’m not trying to start a business or become a famous writer. I just want to live what the internet calls a “soft life” (which, again: CRINGE!!!!) but I want it. I want a life where it’s my responsibility to get quiet, interpret what the birds are saying, make up worlds in improvisational comedy, watercolor my feelings with zero artistic training, and pull tarot cards to see if my spirit guides are sending me signs, or coincidences, or signs disguised as coincidences (disguised as anxiety?). Someone has to do that job. I’ve decided that someone is me.
So. As a free subscriber. Here’s what you get:
You’ll hear from me at least once a month.
But only when inspiration hits, so maybe never.
Judge me if you must. Just please stay subscribed.
As for my paid subscribers (aka my hot friends supporting me at $8/month: I see you, I love you, you are the wind beneath my wings). Here’s what you’ll get:
Personal family life things I’d text you or voice note you about if I had the time and you were all in one, big, group chat (of exactly 4 people). For example, like today’s pressing topic: What I packed the kids for preschool this week. You may wonder why I’d gatekeep this info? Duh, because it’s valuable! Do you know how much time I spend thinking, shopping, and prepping food? This is my art and I’m ready to go public - with my private, paid subscribers.
Spiritual and creative life updates on the woo-woo things I’m into. You know, the classes I’m taking, the courses my inner child has led me to, the energy work I’ve booked, decks I’m shuffling, moon rituals I’m leaning into. The ins and outs of how I manifest things in my life. Maybe an akashic record reading just for you. Basically whatever I’d share with you if we were burning palo santo and pulling oracle cards at a sleepover. So if you want in on some magic, consider becoming a paid subscriber or microdosing on shrooms. Or both! It’s up to you.
Access to all my archived posts.
Or, if monthly subscriptions stress you out (girl, same), you can Tip Me 20 Minutes of Quiet for $4.99 via Venmo at @cataldanasager.
That’s roughly one Pomodoro of work, a fraction of hourly childcare, and a huge gesture of support. Truly, I’m not being facetious. Your financial support is you saying, “Your writing belongs in the world.” And wow, what a thing to say.
Alright. That’s all I got.
Thanks for reading, and for being here with me. Still.
xo,
Cat
Commercial break:
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Now, for my paid subscribers. The moment you’ve been waiting for:
MOM LIFE UPDATE:
Here’s my first stab at packing a school lunch for the kids. They are 2.5 and 4.5 and started a 6 hour long summer camp twice a week. I’ve never packed them lunches before! Here’s what I sent them off with. I’m also sharing a “WOO WOO UPDATE” below so keep scrolling.